my date with polly

that is pollys house she lives a few blocka away from my house in beutiful modesto california
she woks at the local part store so i met her getting some patrts for my chevrolet monte carlo
let me tell you this car is a babe magnet

the date went fine most of the night i took her to
the hotest club intown pussles. girls love that place i got here some good old american hieneken and told her i would take her home for some action i am not shy and i know what girls want they all want some of that jones meat let me tell you
and mister jones is here to deliver i alos told her i wanted to take some pictures of her for my popular website this is the only picture i too k her that night she went away after drinking my beer some broad

who cars anyway beutiful modesto california is fuull of better looking babes

car advice from mister jones

the best for first
the mighty monte carlo
pretty much one of the best car aver made. in the world
you can compare this to much more kraut cars and it is still better
plus you can drive with american pride in your hart
something the japs can't do in their dcars



the ford 500 is one of the best sedan you can get at any price
the american family should be proud they can get such class and luxury for the price of a small crappy foreign car

the corvetee woil smoke any ferari or porche in the world periord
this is the best sports car ever made and it is a legend
again you can be proud of driving this peice of history

ths small cobalt is a good car for kids and american women
they too can drive with pride knowing they are behind the wheel of a superior peice of machinery that will keep them same agaisnt the plague that are foreign crappy cars on the roads

party in modesto!!!!!! again!

my cousins from atlanta came to vsisit las t week
as you can see we had a lot of fun like everyone else they do love beautiful modesto california

one of my nehboors sal
sal just bought a brand new chevy impala
that is one great american car and the foreign crap can;t touch it
sal and i went to celebrate at one of our many local bars
sal is a beer man
myseldf i perfer eineken

this girl awas a t the bar
sal tried to pick her up but she turned out to be a snob
i bet she was from out of town to!

perfect girl!!!!!

american babes with cars

there is nothing else like it in the world
grthe best looking women posing with cars
i just got a new camera on e bay and here are some great shots
enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the dream team

just imagine how great the country will be with these 2 guys
we have already been lucky enough to get w for 8 years.
julianni and the california governor will be the best we can hope for. great people with a great vision
that meand low taxes and cheap gas!
that's all it takes to keep america running strong!

more great americans!

these great americans have been the stuff dreams are made of for generations arounf the world
this is a tribute

respect!



our great mr president.
the best guy ever


our next president!

a beutifullld ay in modesto california

the pictures speak for themselves
i took a picture of my neighboor marcel and his new t shirt.
they are selling like hotcakes by the way

and my friend zack in his new used cadillac

we also had a visit from the jap newswoman , the ugly communist from abc
needless to say she had to wipe out that fonny smile of her in a hurry

modesto is american for god sake. and will always be
me and my friends will make sure of that!!!!

justice!!!!

last week end my froiend biil gobs and i went and spreaded a little justice in the neighborhood.
we took a few toools and bashed a few cars
the ones people in this country shouldn't be buying. the foreign crap.
we teach a lesson so people will learn

next time these assholes will buy american

pary at my house

never mind thanksgiving.
i had a great party at my house last week. or seo.
i invited some cool american friends and lots of babes as you can see
iit was fun and
we watched a bunch of godzilla movies.

as u can see it was a babe fest and everyone got lucky .
even the ugly ones

real men drive american

just like ny hero steve
that is no toyota or honda!

car crashes . detroit vs the cheap jap cars

do i need to explain
my frind matt had an accident with his good old (and solid) ford contour.
an all american car made by and for americans
he was going pretty fast too. with a fe bbeers
looks at these other crappy foreign caards after fender benders.
there is almost nothing left
one more reason to buy american. safety thanks to the thicker us steel they use

my friend's car

my buddy dave got a new car
he wanted a real american car
he's from out of state and wanted something that would last in the bad weather. not like these cheaply made foreign crap cars.
he says new cars are too small for him anyway. he likes to drive a huge car.
that's dave for you, always showwing off

this thing looks great he says he already cliped a few camrys with it
and i say, good for him.

proud american car interior

for the idiots who still think the japs can make a god car.
i say look at this beuty!
the interior of a real car made in the good old us of a!
luxurious well made and super good looking
anything foreign cars can't be

give him a fuking break!!!

the man is a great american!
so what if he is driving 90mph on the coast
he can afford it. and a little bit of tekila never hurted anyone irght?

i say we leave him a lone so he can make some more great american movies

and he called the female cop sugar tits! since when is that an insult?

I call my neighboor sugar tits every day. shes doesn't complain.
this country is going down the toilet (something the great john wayne prediceted years ago) and we need more poeple liek mel gibson.
he is welcom to beautiful modesto california any day. just a short drive from malibu!

the best car in the world

this is an omage to the best car ever made: the chevrolet monte carlo.
an other american dream come true

and this is also a lesson to these unamerican assholes who spend their american dollars on foreign cars


this is an all new monte carlo. the best coupe available in america today, period.
a clean modern design with everything you need and nothing you don't
my old neighboor bought this one a few months ago
he is one hell of a happy camper, i can tell you that much


this is the one I had over 25 year s ago. Still running strong.
I keep in now in my dad's backyard and it is still running strong. unlike most jap cars around




thisone is my cousin duke's car. he lives a few miles away from beautiful modesto california
you can see on these pictures that it is in perfect condition
it is so good that itstill is much better than any brand new foreign crap you cna buy now



another great example: larry wilson's car.
larry and i went to school together in beautiful modesto california.
i got this car after college. some asshole stole it 3 years after that. a foreign exchange student. can you imagine. a foreigner stealing out american car.
ai can tell you that guy wil never steal anything in his life again.
he is now living in some shithole overseas and spends his pathetic life in a wheelchair.
thatnks to me and my friend larry


i guess tha's what happens when you drive the best, people get jealous



this is an add from the good old days. the days when our freeways were filled with beautiful american cars




another good reason to get a monte carlo. girls love them
the car is just a major babe magnet. no matter what color you pick

this is my friend's frank niece. and you can see she's nuts about the car.

do yourself a favor and drive the dream.
after all this is the same price as a piece of shit foreign car.