did you miss me?

i was in las vegas for the week end
i actually came b ack saturday but was a bit to o drunk to write anything


this is the great vegas motel. it is a few miles away from the main part of town but a lot cheaper than these giant hotels on the strip.
besides, in these ugly cartoonish places you a lmost never here english
too many tourists.i prefer a real american place like the vegas motel
where they know me good old american customer service is what you get there



the view from the inn. it is just a couple of miles from the strip.




my favorite place in the inn. the ice machine
i used a lot of ice during my vacation trip



of course, i made a lot of money during the trip.
i always end up bringing back a load of cash when i go to vegas.
and i will spend all that money in beautiful modesto california.
you can bet on that one

babes galore!!!!!!

these are the stuff dreams used to be made of.
not anymore.
now we get canadian fake girls like pam endersen clogging our tv screen

these were real american babes. for real american memories

enjoy:





by the way. the best looking babes on earth are from the good old us of a.

car buying advice from me

i am pretty much a local car expert in beautiful modesto california

so i thought i should share my wisdom with my many readers.
here are pretty much a short list of the best cars on the market today.
you can't go wrong with any of these:


the chevrolet monte carlo.
for the price of a crapy honda or toyota, why not be the proud owner of an american legend!
the monte carlo has been around for decades. so you konw it's right
gm has always improved on it. it is now pretty much perfect.




another legend for the price of a car: the mustang.
this car will reward you at no end. and babes can't resist a guy driving one.
for those who want something futuristic and american



for the price of a shity camry you can get this amazing chevrolet impala.
it is bigger, safer, more reliable than the camry. and the metal they use is also much thicker than the jap cars too!
and what a treat to drive.
get the v8. thanks to us taking over irak and iran, gas is cheap in america. i hear it is over $15 a gallon in europe.
poor slobs



the town car is just the best luxury car available in the us.
lexus, mercedes and bmw are constantly crapping in their pants because of this car.

not only is it a better car, but it is cheaper too.
good old american value!
foreigners don't know much about that!

can you believe you can pick one up for the price of a samll bmw!
incredible!
true luxury. quiet, smooth and reliable. and a feast for th eyes. everything you need in a car is there.

what a great country!

left wing bitches

that's right.

once in a while, these stupid left wingers organize some anti war rally.
gives these losers something to do i guess .

assholes.

the best part is their good looking women.
i took these shots last year in beautiful modesto california

sexy communists

greatest americans

here are the greatest americans who ever walked the earth!

i hope you kids all know who they are.
these men made our country what it is today: the best place on earth for humans to live!

american babes

these are pictures from my very private collection.

but i thought i would share with the world what real women should look like.
all real and all amarican!

enjoy:





these are form the good old days when women knew how to dress for their man

good women with american cars

this is a picture of my aunt mary jo.
driving her pride a joy, a cadillac. she never drove anything else.
you'd never see her driving a lexus or one of these overpriced kraut mobiles!

she is a true amrican woman and proud of it.
as a matter of fact, the whole city of modesto is proud of my aunt mary jo.

one more thing. her cadillac has about 200 000 trouble free miles on it. try to get this with a lexus!






this is a picture of my cousin dupree's wife becky
she has to be the sexiest girl in beautiful modesto california. i stole that picture form her house about 10 years ago.
and i've been making good use of it ever since.

she doesn't have that beautiful plymouth in the picture anymore.
It was crushed a couple of years ago by some foreign luxury car driven by an asshole snob from san francisco

my mechanic

my mechanic is ralph wilson.
his garage is in beautiful downtown modesto california

ralph knows everything there is to know about american cars.
he used to work for ford but had to quit because they were hiring to many foreigners.

ralph always says:"i won't work on foreign crap"
so he fixes only american cars. good for him


this is ralph working on an american car




this is ralph's garage in beautiful downtonw modesto california

no foreign crap there

he even has a picture of the great american, steve macqueen.

he even has another picture of john wayne, signed!
i will try to get is scanned to post it soon.

my friends and their american cars

this is my good friend regy wade. we live in the same street in beautiful modesto california

he bought his plymouth horizon coupe new. and it has been a great car for him.
regy had a piece of shit toyota before that.
the horizon's great quality won him over. and the design still looks modern and futuristc.
and as regy says : "chicks love it"
you can't argue with that


this one if my cousin dupree's pontiac.
he didn't buy it new . but he has over 200 000 miles on it. a true american sports car.
it can beat any kraut crap like the girly porsche any day


this beautiful car is my friend sidney mills mustang. talk about a babe magnet

sidney cannot go to a bar without answering tons of questions from various babes.

i will take my camera with me next time we go out drinking together

my house

that's right.my house in beautiful modesto california.
i was born and raised in modesto california.

i bought this house quite a few years ago. it was built in the 40's
a tough time for our country, when we were both fighting hitler and the japanese army.
this house has seen a lot.
so, as you kids can see, i take good care of it. just like everything else i own.

i do live the amarican dream that so many around the world can only dream of.

i just got a brand new american digital camera from the best camera maker in the world: kodak.
so I decided that my first picture should be of my beautiful house.

this site is to share with you poor slobs my american dream lifestyle