pary at my house

never mind thanksgiving.
i had a great party at my house last week. or seo.
i invited some cool american friends and lots of babes as you can see
iit was fun and
we watched a bunch of godzilla movies.

as u can see it was a babe fest and everyone got lucky .
even the ugly ones

real men drive american

just like ny hero steve
that is no toyota or honda!

car crashes . detroit vs the cheap jap cars

do i need to explain
my frind matt had an accident with his good old (and solid) ford contour.
an all american car made by and for americans
he was going pretty fast too. with a fe bbeers
looks at these other crappy foreign caards after fender benders.
there is almost nothing left
one more reason to buy american. safety thanks to the thicker us steel they use

my friend's car

my buddy dave got a new car
he wanted a real american car
he's from out of state and wanted something that would last in the bad weather. not like these cheaply made foreign crap cars.
he says new cars are too small for him anyway. he likes to drive a huge car.
that's dave for you, always showwing off

this thing looks great he says he already cliped a few camrys with it
and i say, good for him.

proud american car interior

for the idiots who still think the japs can make a god car.
i say look at this beuty!
the interior of a real car made in the good old us of a!
luxurious well made and super good looking
anything foreign cars can't be

give him a fuking break!!!

the man is a great american!
so what if he is driving 90mph on the coast
he can afford it. and a little bit of tekila never hurted anyone irght?

i say we leave him a lone so he can make some more great american movies

and he called the female cop sugar tits! since when is that an insult?

I call my neighboor sugar tits every day. shes doesn't complain.
this country is going down the toilet (something the great john wayne prediceted years ago) and we need more poeple liek mel gibson.
he is welcom to beautiful modesto california any day. just a short drive from malibu!

the best car in the world

this is an omage to the best car ever made: the chevrolet monte carlo.
an other american dream come true

and this is also a lesson to these unamerican assholes who spend their american dollars on foreign cars


this is an all new monte carlo. the best coupe available in america today, period.
a clean modern design with everything you need and nothing you don't
my old neighboor bought this one a few months ago
he is one hell of a happy camper, i can tell you that much


this is the one I had over 25 year s ago. Still running strong.
I keep in now in my dad's backyard and it is still running strong. unlike most jap cars around




thisone is my cousin duke's car. he lives a few miles away from beautiful modesto california
you can see on these pictures that it is in perfect condition
it is so good that itstill is much better than any brand new foreign crap you cna buy now



another great example: larry wilson's car.
larry and i went to school together in beautiful modesto california.
i got this car after college. some asshole stole it 3 years after that. a foreign exchange student. can you imagine. a foreigner stealing out american car.
ai can tell you that guy wil never steal anything in his life again.
he is now living in some shithole overseas and spends his pathetic life in a wheelchair.
thatnks to me and my friend larry


i guess tha's what happens when you drive the best, people get jealous



this is an add from the good old days. the days when our freeways were filled with beautiful american cars




another good reason to get a monte carlo. girls love them
the car is just a major babe magnet. no matter what color you pick

this is my friend's frank niece. and you can see she's nuts about the car.

do yourself a favor and drive the dream.
after all this is the same price as a piece of shit foreign car.

good americans

lessons for the kids out there.
these are people we americans are proud of. they show that america is from far the best country in the world!
unlike gay actors like tomy cruse and brad peat these guys were manly men!
women want them and guys want to be like them.

america at its best!

good old 1960 in america

that's right.
1960 was a good year in america like most other s i must say
but look at these babes.!!

there's nothing like it in the world!!!!!!!

american metal saves lives!
thiese photos a proof that good old us steel has saved the life of the poor slobs inside these cars

the horizon was owned by a friend of mine.
he's been keeping the wreck in his back yeard as a proof
an asshole in a toyota truck hit im from the side at over 30mph!
my friend jim endedu up in a wheelchair, but he is alive. in america

horzon and escort are proof that the us can make much better cars than other countries
at a better price
and they saved many american lives in the process.

party in town

that's right, here in beautiful modesto california we know how to p arty.
and one of the best place to do so is puzzles. one great hang out for the cool people in town, like myself

here are some shots i took last week.
as you can see, babes galore! and us beer and drinks only!
none of that foreign crap. they only serve bud and einekean

i am happy to report that i always get drunk and lucky at these events

more of my friends cars

hereare more pictures of good old reliable and safe american cars


this one is bill stark's car. he got it when his mother died about 20 year s ago.
so he kept it in the family.
as usual, he never got any problems with it
that old ford is better than any toyota today. the interior might be a bit plain but i call it unpretentious
it has more room and more engine than anything from japan.
and it has soemthing they don't offer, even as an option: pride!



this is my friend frank who actually lives down the street. he had to move to europe with his job for 3 months.
he told them there was no way he could drive a piece of crap european car. so they paid for him to ship his dad's buick
frank says he got laid a lot over there thanks to the buick
good old american steel works every time! everywhere!

proud america

this is a great picture of 2 american icons.
john wayne taking delivery of his corvette


these are 2 of the things that make any other country jealous of us.
the best actor that ever lived and the best car ever made

an asshole in beautiful modesto california

yes, even in my homethown you can once in a while find this kind of filth in the streets


this asshole had the guts to park his car in front of my house last week.
me and my neighboor did quite a job on this POS that night.
nobody parks a japanese car with peace stickers in front of my house!



i saw everthing from my office window. as you can see it is pretty convenient to check who is parking in front of your house

did you miss me?

i was in las vegas for the week end
i actually came b ack saturday but was a bit to o drunk to write anything


this is the great vegas motel. it is a few miles away from the main part of town but a lot cheaper than these giant hotels on the strip.
besides, in these ugly cartoonish places you a lmost never here english
too many tourists.i prefer a real american place like the vegas motel
where they know me good old american customer service is what you get there



the view from the inn. it is just a couple of miles from the strip.




my favorite place in the inn. the ice machine
i used a lot of ice during my vacation trip



of course, i made a lot of money during the trip.
i always end up bringing back a load of cash when i go to vegas.
and i will spend all that money in beautiful modesto california.
you can bet on that one

babes galore!!!!!!

these are the stuff dreams used to be made of.
not anymore.
now we get canadian fake girls like pam endersen clogging our tv screen

these were real american babes. for real american memories

enjoy:





by the way. the best looking babes on earth are from the good old us of a.

car buying advice from me

i am pretty much a local car expert in beautiful modesto california

so i thought i should share my wisdom with my many readers.
here are pretty much a short list of the best cars on the market today.
you can't go wrong with any of these:


the chevrolet monte carlo.
for the price of a crapy honda or toyota, why not be the proud owner of an american legend!
the monte carlo has been around for decades. so you konw it's right
gm has always improved on it. it is now pretty much perfect.




another legend for the price of a car: the mustang.
this car will reward you at no end. and babes can't resist a guy driving one.
for those who want something futuristic and american



for the price of a shity camry you can get this amazing chevrolet impala.
it is bigger, safer, more reliable than the camry. and the metal they use is also much thicker than the jap cars too!
and what a treat to drive.
get the v8. thanks to us taking over irak and iran, gas is cheap in america. i hear it is over $15 a gallon in europe.
poor slobs



the town car is just the best luxury car available in the us.
lexus, mercedes and bmw are constantly crapping in their pants because of this car.

not only is it a better car, but it is cheaper too.
good old american value!
foreigners don't know much about that!

can you believe you can pick one up for the price of a samll bmw!
incredible!
true luxury. quiet, smooth and reliable. and a feast for th eyes. everything you need in a car is there.

what a great country!