so i thought i should share my wisdom with my many readers.
here are pretty much a short list of the best cars on the market today.
you can't go wrong with any of these:
the chevrolet monte carlo.
for the price of a crapy honda or toyota, why not be the proud owner of an american legend!
the monte carlo has been around for decades. so you konw it's right
gm has always improved on it. it is now pretty much perfect.
another legend for the price of a car: the mustang.
this car will reward you at no end. and babes can't resist a guy driving one.
for those who want something futuristic and american
for the price of a shity camry you can get this amazing chevrolet impala.
it is bigger, safer, more reliable than the camry. and the metal they use is also much thicker than the jap cars too!
and what a treat to drive.
get the v8. thanks to us taking over irak and iran, gas is cheap in america. i hear it is over $15 a gallon in europe.
poor slobs
the town car is just the best luxury car available in the us.
lexus, mercedes and bmw are constantly crapping in their pants because of this car.
not only is it a better car, but it is cheaper too.
good old american value!
foreigners don't know much about that!
can you believe you can pick one up for the price of a samll bmw!
incredible!
true luxury. quiet, smooth and reliable. and a feast for th eyes. everything you need in a car is there.
what a great country!
9 comments:
How can anyone compare the Town Car to any Lexus is beyong me.
i live in beautiful detroit, michigan. i drive a beautiful 2006 american Cadillac Sedan Deville d'Elegance Brougham Custom Classic Touring Turnpike Cruiser a Hydrapedic-o-Matic 3-speed automatic tranny and a beautiful faux vinyal roof, faux wire wheels and white corinthian leather. my car is so good. it comes with a 4.1 liter 87hp 17mpg V-12-10-8-6-4 diesel engine that is way better than any faggy nipper-mobile or kraut-mobile, like a LS600h or a BMW M5. Those cars suck compared to my car. My car measures 34.3 feet long so it's really big and good. it doesn't fit in any parking space, but i don't care because everybody in detroit loves me any my aunt flo who also drives an american car. we didn't go to school because we live in america and we are the best country in the world so we don't need no education. my thoughts, therefore, are packed with reason and knowledge. i am a very sophsticated individual.
they don't make the deville for 2006 you asshole!
Sure you Idiot it's the DTS. Even though GM sucks ass and this shitty blog.
ALSO COCKS
can you believe you can pick one up for the price of a samll bmw
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> ok what is a samll bmw never heard of it !
Wow. The Monte Carlo compared with anything other than a ten year old rental car. You never cease to amaze me, moron. Why didn't GM restyle the frumpy rear-end? Why didn't GM give it it's own front-end instead of grafting the Impala on to it?
Cheapies come from Detroit. I say that, and I can. I vote. I voted for Bush, like you, ding-dong jones. I'm not a peace-loving, tree-hugger, and I think Detroit has produced 90% crap for the last twenty years. Come on, the Mustang has the Explorer 4.0L v-6? That's just pitiful, especially since it is so incredibly coarse.
Betcha didn't know that 4.0L is based on the 2.0L engine built in Cologne, Germany, in the 1960s!
BUY AMERICAN = SUPPORT NAZIS?
That statement above is no less radical or ignorant than anything else you put here.
D-bag, you Loser. You make me sad for you.
Just came back from Europe. They have learned to use other fuels (diesels are 50% of the cars over there) than gasoline. The diesel 6-cylinder Mercedes E320CdI has 34 lb-ft more torque than the Silverado 1500 with it's largest V-8 engine, at 369 lb-ft, and gets mpgs in the mid twenties with a 0-60 run in the 6.0-6.7 sec range.
Monte Carlo? Town Car? These cars have been around for YEARS with no real changes...shoot, the Town Car uses the same old 4.6L V-8 with a measly 239 horsepower...Chrysler makes more horsepower than that out of a 3.5 Liter V-6...
You, your page, and your lies are very sad; especially since your pictures can all be traced back to where you copied and pasted them from (wads of cash, the old cars in crappy Modesto, CA, hahahaha)
Wow douchebag Jones,. you are the most ignorant person I have ever read about, i would be ashamed posting the things you post on this website,.clearly you're a redneck and you have never left your country ever,which makes you not able to talk all this shit about yap cars or other races, because you know absolutely nothing about them! You are a little too patriotic you are the reason why this country is full of inconsiderate, ignorant people who only care for themselves. (that's why you wanna vote for McCain imagine that)It would be better if you cared about the gas efficiency of your cars instead of their horsepower then you would actually do something good for this planet.
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