that's right.my house in beautiful modesto california.
i was born and raised in modesto california.
i bought this house quite a few years ago. it was built in the 40's
a tough time for our country, when we were both fighting hitler and the japanese army.
this house has seen a lot.
so, as you kids can see, i take good care of it. just like everything else i own.
i do live the amarican dream that so many around the world can only dream of.
i just got a brand new american digital camera from the best camera maker in the world: kodak.
so I decided that my first picture should be of my beautiful house.
this site is to share with you poor slobs my american dream lifestyle
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You're an asshole.
Now that you have your own website, I trust that you will quit filling other websites with 4-letter words. Turn-about is fair play. Good-bye.
your american friends are all gay, and i had sex with all of them, they are not as good in bed as foreigners.
your house is a dump. Trailer Trash
You're right Douche.... I'm a "poor slob". Because I don't live in America. I live in the UK, which is like a third world country. God knows how I cope with this brand new £1400 Sony laptop, or this squalid 5 bedroom victorian house I live in. Can't help reminding myself what absolute poverty my country is in when I'm driving my brand new EUROPEAN car.
As for the whole Hitler thing, why do you bother to slag him off in your posts? Let's face it you're about as Racist as him... infact I bet you'd get on like a house on fire!
How good you have it? Your house is a complete dump. Your car looks like an old pile of trash. If thats how good you have it, i'd rather stay in the UK, a country with virtually no unemployment, low crime, freedom of speech and a free health service for the entire population, which incidentally is like one of the worlds best.
I'd prefer to live in Irak right now than in your disgusting house.
What an american dream...
Modesto, California is the American dream!?! Do you guys even know what a "custom house" is? And no, I'm not talking about some K. Hovnavian "semi-custom" home, but a true custom home? What about valet parking? Do you guys have that in beautiful Modesto...or are trailers too big to valet?
Awwh, was your daddy blowed upped by a meessimershict or mitsbushi dive bomber?
i actually think he blew his daddy on special ocassions !
I think your house and car are hot. :)))))
goddamn i was right
you are house is indeed a shithole. How much would that house be worth? 200 K at the most i am assured. This, out of all things, is the American Dream? Dude, you need some major disillusionment.
I have been to Modesto and really it is one of the shittier American cities. And it seems like your "house" is pretty shitty even considering its Modesto, perhaps even surprising since houses there are dirt cheap and who in the world would have to live in that house.
Anyway, you jingo, get out of your house. Then, look back and notice the filth covering your shack. Then notice the weed covering your yard. Then walk to your "garage," and start your jalopy. Then try to make it run at 70 mph. If you do run through these easy steps, you hopefully will realize how shitty of a life you are living. If you fail to notice this, seek immediate help.
cage?
If you can call a million dollar house a cage, then I will happily do so.
~From more "beautiful" San Jose, california
http://www.ziprealty.com/buy_a_home/search/results/sample.jsp?msg=&page=1&cKey=8srkwmqt
welcome to "beautful" west san jose, douchebag
and meet reality
perhaps you should pay us a visit some time, it's quite nice here
You are too funny... Beautiful house HAHAHAHAHA
American dream? What nightmare county of California do you live in that your house/life is a DREAM? ROFL
You ever considered that property prices in Europe are higher than they are in the US cos Europe is more crowded, and Europeans are (dare I say it?) RICHER than Americans? :O What a truly shocking notion - the people of the world's 3rd, 4th, 5th and 6th richest countries having more money than Americans! Sacrilege!
How deep is your tongue in your cheek, Douchebag? I expect it's something that many who visit here don't have a clue of. Yes, I can spell spoof.
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